First dates are the worst. All you are trying to do is get laid (or married), but first you have to sit down for drinks and remember how many siblings you have and what your major was in college.
And that's if you're doing it right.
On July 3rd, Toronto blooger Anne Thériault found herself sitting next to a scenario worse than a first date: the worst first date. Thankfully, Thériault live-tweeted the gory details because, if you have the fortune of being seated next to the worst first date in history, you have no right to keep it to yourself.
Maybe he doesn't fit in because he goes on dates and tells people he's different. I mean, the character does. The character.
But enough about me, let's talk about what you think about me.
Thériault later claims that this douche-lagoon actually does look like Franco, which is probably how he got this poor girl to go out with him in the first place. Look like Franco all you want bro, but if you aren't actually a movie star AND you don't take interest in other people, you're sleeping alone.
Full article: Distractify
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